CULT HAT (idk how to get preview forwards)

$79.00
As loyal cult members, the mandatory hat is a required part of the uniform.

For full disclosure, this is being drop shipped. I cannot even have it shipped to Australia (they are testing the cult). This is the only option that I could find that has a sexy drawstring to align with cult values.

Despite being drop shipped, as a cult with standards, the hat is a legit one from Columbia (deets below) and is genuinely suited for outdoor use as selling random non-functional shit goes against the cult's fundamental principles.

Please see below for details about the hat itself hehe:

Stay comfortable and protected when fishing, hiking, or gardening. This Columbia hat features a high-tech sweatband, mesh vents, and wide brims made from a special fabric, all designed to keep you cool in the sun.

• 100% textured nylon poplin top, sides and brim
• Omni-Shade™ UPF 50 protection
• Omni-Wick™ moisture-management sweatband and mesh vents
• 3-inch brim
• Adjustable drawcord and toggle at the back
• Embroidered Columbia logo on the front
Other compliance information: Meets the lead, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Meionnaise pty ltd and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 166 The Entrance Road
Erina NSW 2250
Australia
or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
As loyal cult members, the mandatory hat is a required part of the uniform.

For full disclosure, this is being drop shipped. I cannot even have it shipped to Australia (they are testing the cult). This is the only option that I could find that has a sexy drawstring to align with cult values.

Despite being drop shipped, as a cult with standards, the hat is a legit one from Columbia (deets below) and is genuinely suited for outdoor use as selling random non-functional shit goes against the cult's fundamental principles.

Please see below for details about the hat itself hehe:

Stay comfortable and protected when fishing, hiking, or gardening. This Columbia hat features a high-tech sweatband, mesh vents, and wide brims made from a special fabric, all designed to keep you cool in the sun.

• 100% textured nylon poplin top, sides and brim
• Omni-Shade™ UPF 50 protection
• Omni-Wick™ moisture-management sweatband and mesh vents
• 3-inch brim
• Adjustable drawcord and toggle at the back
• Embroidered Columbia logo on the front
Other compliance information: Meets the lead, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Meionnaise pty ltd and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 166 The Entrance Road
Erina NSW 2250
Australia
or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
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